Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Revised 101 tasks in 1001 days list

Here's my new list! I have worked hard to make sure that this time the items all matter to me AND aren't going to be annoyingly repetitive. I've also put in an escape hatch: on my birthday next year and the year afterward, I can change as many tasks as I want. I'm hoping this will keep me interested in the project throughout.

My start date is July 14, 2009 (my 37th birthday!) and the end date is April 12, 2012. Seems like a long ways away. :)

I will post more-or-less-weekly updates on my progress here, and I'll also put a briefer description of each in the sidebar (unless they look oogy there, in which case I won't) for my reference during planning. I basically need to do one task every 10 days to get 'em all done.

Most are pretty self-explanatory, but I want to write a longer post explaining number 1. Not today, though... I'm getting really close to finishing the new draft of the book code-named aardvark and I don't want to get TOO distracted from it! :)
  1. Do NOT begin any weight loss program during these 1001 days. DO continue running and exercising and eating healthy food, but there will be no weight loss focus unless at a doctor's command.
  2. Celebrate July as my birthmonth each year by doing at least one fun/unusual activity each July.
  3. Buy nothing but essential groceries for one full month.
  4. Watch the polar bears at the zoo on a particularly cold day.
  5. Make three separate $25 loans at www.kiva.org. (0/3)
  6. Go blonde again. Keep it for at least 30 days to see if I like it.
  7. Run a sub-30 minute 5km.
  8. Do the CN Tower stair climb.
  9. Get a sleek leather jacket, probably black but I'm flexible.
  10. Make pineapple mint sherbet at least once in each summer. (0/3)
  11. Eat only raw food for two consecutive days.
  12. Go to the farmers' market at least once each summer. (0/3)
  13. Play laser tag.
  14. Go to Kuwait to visit T. Try everything, even things I think I won't like.
  15. See every movie that's released in March 2011 (random month), regardless of whether I think I'll like it.
  16. Pay for someone behind me at a drive-thru.
  17. In mid-late August 2009, go downtown for a day of trying on tons of clothes, then buy only what I love to complete my fall/winter wardrobe.
  18. Spend a day at the Royal Ontario Museum.
  19. See at least one Fringe Festival play each summer. (0/3)
  20. Make croissants. The recipe I have takes three days but I bet they're worth the effort.
  21. Have my mother's bag of golden retriever fur spun then crochet her a hat/mitts/scarf set with fur trim.
  22. Read "Life of Pi".
  23. Turn the Christmas pillow front Mr. W latch-hooked into an actual pillow by Christmas 2009.
  24. Go to Ste. Annes spa at least three times. (0/3)
  25. Knit the "Hand like a Hole" fingerless mitts. Relax and enjoy it so the finished mitts won't be tainted by "knitting makes me tense" vibes.
  26. Buy ankle-strap heels. Wear them out to dinner.
  27. Pay attention on 9/9/9. If anything interesting happens, make note. (One interesting thing… this randomly ended up being item #27… 3 9s!) Do the same on 10/10/10 and 11/11/11.
  28. Pick a Guitar Hero: World Tour song, then learn to drum it on Expert.
  29. Go to a ballet.
  30. Go to an opera.
  31. Go to a rock concert.
  32. Write my autobiography, just for my own reference and not for public consumption. Update annually on or around my birthday.
  33. Take my camera to three separate family/friend occasions. Take at least one picture and be IN at least one picture at each event. (0/3)
  34. Donate blood. Do it soon before I decide to get another tattoo!
  35. Go back to New York. Stay longer this time.
  36. Send someone an anonymous gift, something they really need or want.
  37. Make something weird (jam?) in the breadmaker.
  38. Stick with "Infinite Jest" for summer 2009, even if it gets strange and difficult.
  39. Own a pair of designer shoes (Manolos, Christian Louboutin, or someone else). Wear them frequently. (If buying is impossible, try on at least three pairs.)
  40. Buy that Eddie Bauer reusable bag that folds into itself and keep in my purse.
  41. Give 20 strangers a compliment. (0/20)
  42. Read ten Pulitzer Prize-winning novels. (0/10)
  43. Take at least one "we do nothing but hang out and be together" vacation with Mr. W each year.
  44. Write 10 encouraging notes and leave them out somewhere in public.(0/10)
  45. If the UFC comes to Toronto, do everything legally possible to get tickets.
  46. Work through 31 day blog challenge (NOT in 31 days).
  47. Set up a whole box of dominoes then knock 'em all over.
  48. Take a spur of the moment road trip (one Friday evening, just take off!).
  49. Sew myself a skirt.
  50. Sew myself an infinity dress (http://www.rostitchery.com/infinity-dress.html).
  51. Go through my makeup and throw out everything I haven't used in the last month. No "I might use it someday." You won't. We know this.
  52. Visit 7 cities so their first letters make up the word Heather. (0/7) (need two different ones for E!)
  53. Roll a 6-sided die 1001 times and see whether the results are random or not. If not, use whatever number comes up most often in some way to pick a lottery ticket.
  54. Read the 12 paper books I currently have in my 'to be read' collection. Review them on my blog, and release at least half of them to bookcrossing.com.
  55. Fly first-class.
  56. Save my change during the 1001 time frame and use it at the end to buy something cool.
  57. Find another honeydew-scented Yankee Candle car air freshener. Replace the old worn-out one.
  58. Throw a Halloween party. Costumes required.
  59. Throw a Christmas party. Bake far too many cookies and revel in the options.
  60. Get a gorgeous v-neck cashmere sweater that fits perfectly and isn't remotely itchy. Refuse to compromise.
  61. Go back to the beach near our old house where I first fell in love with Harry Potter book 1. Read the ending of book 7.
  62. Write and mail a fan letter to Forrest Griffin, referencing that I named the male lead in "Go Small or Go Home" Forrest and that my sister named her cat Griffin. See if he responds.
  63. Send an anonymous Valentine's Day card.
  64. Read a book on Canadian history (non-fiction)
  65. Sleep out on the balcony for one night.
  66. Host a mystery game I didn't write.
  67. Complete 100 pushups in one go. (This will likely necessitate at least two trips through the 6-week pushup challenge, as my current trip won't get me much higher than 50.)
  68. Make myself nice business cards, with my website and the cover of my latest book. Keep my card case in my purse so I can give them out as appropriate.
  69. Learn one magic trick with which to impress people. It must be simple to set up.
  70. Buy the packaged stuff at the drug store that does the internal cleanse. Do it.
  71. For one week, wear nothing black (gym clothes excepted).
  72. Take pictures in a photo booth. Keep them no matter how lame they are.
  73. See the Arrogant Worms in concert if they're anywhere near us.
  74. See Meat Loaf in concert if he's anywhere near us.
  75. Make 10 pet snuggles and donate to the Humane Society or other group.
  76. Go to a performance of "The Messiah" at Christmas.
  77. Whenever the Tiburon's due for maintenance, have it there no more than one month late.
  78. Finish or get rid of "In this house the cat rules" cross stitch.
  79. One month before each of my concert band's theatre concerts, honestly assess my own level of performance, and practice if I need to until I am pleased with how I'm playing.
  80. Create a playlist to pump me up, one to relax me, and one for when I'm feeling doubtful about my ability to carry on. (0/3)
  81. Write my parents a gratitude letter.
  82. Bake pizza from scratch. (Let the bread machine make the crust.)
  83. Go to the station, pick any random train that is leaving within 10 minutes, buy a ticket and go discover the city where the train is going.
  84. Finish or get rid of the wedding quilt. (This is a decorative quilt made from my wedding dress.)
  85. Spend a rainy or snowy day doing nothing but reading and drinking tea (and maybe eating a bit too).
  86. Spend at least three half-hour sessions working on my signature so I can have a classy one instead of the childish scribble I have now. (0/3)
  87. Clean out the bedroom closet. Get rid of all pictures and decorations we never use.
  88. Clean out under the bed.
  89. Don't drive my car for a week.
  90. Make or acquire a digital picture frame.
  91. Try ten new recipes.
  92. Make and hide a geocache.
  93. Hunt down a geocache.
  94. Each January, rearrange all the pictures in our picture frames.
  95. Buy myself a custom-made shirt from Ureshii.etsy.com.
  96. Whenever I completely finish writing a book, spend a day downtown visiting museums and being all cultural.
  97. Crochet something out of wire.
  98. Next time I see them at the grocery store, buy Grapples. They're apples with grape flavouring added, and they smell amazing. (They're also $5 for 4, which is why I haven't bought them previously.)
  99. Purge my jewelry so I keep only the pieces I adore.
  100. Replace as many of these as I want with new items on or around July 14, 2010. (Items can be replaced only if I no longer feel they matter, not if I just can't be bothered.)
  101. Replace as many of these as I want with new items on or around July 14, 2011. (Items can be replaced only if I no longer feel they matter, not if I just can't be bothered.)
Anyone else wanting to make a list? I'd love to follow your progress! :)

Saturday, July 4, 2009

Saturday Silliness

Another set of pictures this time, but not LOLcats! I am keeping my eyes open for other entertaining things to post... if you have any favourite sites, drop me a note!

patrick stewart
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Jada Pinkett Smith
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No more redbull!
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Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Hear that? NO?

That's because it's so quiet. The new dishwasher, I mean.

It was installed yesterday without incident (which was a nice change after all the previous incident) and we ran it last night even though it was mostly empty. I know, it's a waste of water, but it was new and I wanted to try it.

It was so quiet we weren't actually sure it was working, but it was and the dishes are clean and I am a happy camper and I do not want another appliance installed for a very long time.

Here is the proof that it was actually installed. Isn't it pretty? (The old one was a light harvest gold kind of colour. Very not-so-nice.)

It plays a happy little tune when you power it on and when it's finished. The old one seemed to hate doing the dishes but this one is delighted.

And I actually remembered to take our "are the dishes clean or dirty" magnet off the old one before it left, so we can see that this new dishwasher now contains clean dishes.

Clean. Not handwashed. Ah, the bliss. :)

Of course, now I have to go empty the fool thing!

Monday, June 29, 2009

Are you backing up your computer?

You know you should be! If you're not, go check out my newest article for Computing Unplugged at http://www.computingunplugged.com/issues/issue200906/00002389001.html for eight easy-to-follow steps to make sure you back up everything you'll ever need.

So important, especially for anyone who uses their computer to invent/write/create things. Lesson plans, knit or crochet patterns, books... do you really want to re-invent them after a crash? I doubt it. :)

Heather

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Saturday Silliness

I'm going to start posting goofy things on Saturdays. (Goofier than usual, I mean.)

In practice, this may mean frequent LOLcats. Today, it DOES mean LOLcats. I can't help it, they amuse me so much! But I will also collect other things and post them for your (and my) amusement on Saturdays. Enjoy!

funny pictures of cats with captions

funny pictures of cats with captions

funny pictures of cats with captions

Friday, June 26, 2009

One dishwasher, no plumber

Just an update on yesterday's tragic tale of the dishwasher. The new one arrived today, but the plumber (who wasn't thrilled when I rescheduled him) ended up overbooked and will not be here until Monday.

I plan a weekend of takeout and restaurant trips so I don't have to hand-wash dishes. :)

Back to 101

A while back, I was working, and blogging, on my 101 tasks in 1001 days list. I did quite well with it for a while, but then the wheels (all 101 of them) began to fall off.

This was largely because I did what I am so prone to doing: I over-analyzed. I second-guessed myself on how long each task would take, and when they should be scheduled to occur (yes, I was actually scheduling these "should be fun" tasks), and eventually I realized that a lot of them just didn't matter to me.

I am going to rebuild the list, though. My birthday is coming up July 14th (I was actually due July 1st... my poor mother) and by then I will have a new list.

This list will not contain any "do this thing every day or every week" tasks, because those suck the life right out of me faster than any sparkly vampire could ever do. (If you haven't seen "Twilight" and you need a good laugh, rent it!) Instead, these will be event-type tasks.

My favourite from the previous list was paintball. I went with various family/friend types, and we had a fabulous time. The bruises healed eventually, and I'll never forget it.

I intend to have a list of 101 things just like that. Although with any luck with a bit less bruising.

What would you suggest? What things do you want to do that you haven't gotten around to yet? What would you like to see me do and report on?

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Two systems, no dishwasher

My new dishwasher is supposed to be delivered today. At 9:30AM a painfully cheery woman called to tell me it'd be here tomorrow between 11 and 3.

"No, it won't," I said. "I changed it two weeks ago to be today."

Cue confused noises and a few moments on hold, then she came back to say that no, it's definitely scheduled for tomorrow. Well, that ain't no good, because the plumber's coming tomorrow to install it and I already arranged with the maintenance office (which is ridiculously protective of its elevators) for delivery today.

She gives me the number of the company that requested the delivery, which is not Home Depot from where I bought the thing. Fine. I call there and their cheery woman (do they all get these ladies from the same employment agency or something?) says it's was scheduled for tomorrow but it was changed to today.

I should be happy, and yet I am not. I push for more details, and she checks the delivery company web site and THAT says tomorrow. Um, what?

After an explanation about how I'd bought an LG and they usually deal with GE products (I fail to see why I should care), she promised to email the delivery company and see what she could do and call me back shortly.

This, I'm sure to nobody's surprise, has not happened.

I did manage to grovel sufficiently to be allowed to use an elevator tomorrow, so the only real issue is the plumber, and I'm afraid to call him now in case it DOES show up all of a sudden (I envision the delivery guys leaving it outside my condo door and knocking and running away, like they're leaving a flaming bag of poop). I want it installed as soon as possible.

Well, there's also the fact that I've been aggravated all morning and have done nothing, and I actually had to HAND-wash dishes, which feels like cruel and unusual punishment, but I don't think anybody involved in this farce cares.

But I'll be writing a strongly worded letter to Home Depot asking for my $50 delivery charge back. Think it'll work? Me either. But I have to try.

On the bright side, I am not having as bad a day as the owner of this wine store...

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